Ketchup on scallops with
coleslaw and french fries
Wicked good iced coffee
cooling my insides
Blueberries, frost heaves,
and blustery springs
These are a few of my favorite things
Whoopie pies, devil dogs,
donuts from Dunkin'
Warm pies in autumn,
like mince meat and pumpkin
Candlepin bowling balls,
old wooden swings
These are a few of my favorite things
When it's 90
When I'm broiling
When the traffic is crawling, the horns honking, the cell phone won't stop ringing, the toilet's backed up, the dog has fleas, I lost the electric bill, it's time for my annual mammogram, there's a strange smell coming from the fridge...umm, where was I? Oh yeah,
When the stress is chronic,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then pop the tab . . .
. . . on a tonic!
2 comments:
soooooo funny!! :D
A+++ (Good thing you didn't hear me trying to sing it, though!)
--Modemom
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